I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
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