Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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