So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
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