I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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