you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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