We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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