i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
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