when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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