what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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