We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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