It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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