I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
either way he was missing a nipple.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
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