Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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