He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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