We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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