if i can run in heels then i can drive
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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