and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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