some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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