He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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