If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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