i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
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Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
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