Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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