So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
Randomize
