All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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