I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
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This gyro tastes like lonliness
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
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I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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