I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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