Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
Randomize
