did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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