if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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