how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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