Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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