so that wasnt chicken after all
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I need a beard to bite.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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