You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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