What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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