I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
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