Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I am naked and annoyed.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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