fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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