When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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