We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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