Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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