Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
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