It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I am spending my child support on dildos
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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