I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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