if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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