what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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