I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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