try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
only if we run a train.
done.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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