she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
We're too hungover to prance.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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