Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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