I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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