So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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