Whod you bang
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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