I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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